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FART BATTLE SHIRT
FART BATTLE SHIRT
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A hippo. A raccoon. Two cows. A capybara serving tea in the crossfire. This is not chaos — this is a ecosystem. The fart battle painting shirt takes the format of a classical landscape and fills it with the most unhinged animal confrontation ever committed to canvas. You will not find a more committed piece of absurdist art on a shirt. It exists, it is real, and someone needs to own it.
You know what you know, you want what you want, and no amount of "just think about it" is going to change that. "Stubborn" is what people call you when they've given up trying to convince you — and honestly, you wear it well. This shirt is for the most reliably themselves person in any room. Great gift for the person who already knows they're right.
How to place an order
Select your size, choose your color, add personalization if available, select quantity, then add to cart and proceed to checkout.
Product details
- Comfort Colors premium shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Soft, breathable, and durable
- High-quality DTF printing
- Unisex fit, true to size
Processing and shipping
- Processing time: 1–3 business days
- Shipping time: 2–5 business days
Care instructions
- Wash inside out with cold water
- Tumble dry low or air dry
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